Beef Jerkies (By Real Fancy Thai Folks)

Beef Jerky. LOL. Have you ever considered the origin of the word? Well, I attribute it to Jamaican counterculture. Like beef is like "beefcake," homosexual for "very attractive man." LOL. So I think this might have something to do with liking the menfolk. RO the floor. My wife would HATE this. (That's why i scarfed 'em down my face) (in private) ("but not in my privates") {because they're spicy bitches}
Regardless, LOL what do you think they mean by "Thai?" I think this is a kind of meat and I like how it feels on my tonsils (fancy word for tongue) and my favorite color is red.
It tasted like normal beef jerky but nasty crap. LOL, just kidding. It tasted like cows/a whole bunch/but in just one bag (LOL I'm typing like Rosie O'Donnell)/maybe I am gay?!

Lindt: Lindor Friggin' Truffles HOLY CRAP (but not really)

Well, they say you should get chococlate for a woman, like for an anniversary.
Well, I got these for my wife but ate them in the car for our anniversary. She never found out, but regardless, these truffles give one's teeth trembles with anticipation for the next bite. The creamy white chocolate is filled with delicious mocha chips. Like little cookies n' cream ice cream, except its not cold.
Women shouldn't eat chococlates because men metabolize things differently.

Butter: the Reason Cows Exist (An Oldie but a Goodie)

Arturos ate that butter all by himself. Speaking of butter, who remember that show PB n' J Otters, and lil' Baby Butter? Like what I ate a whole half a stick of.
(Speaking of which, that's a baby spoon, my baby Dustin's spoon ACTUAL SIZE.)
HOLY CRAP ON MY FAVORITE SHOW THEY USED TO DO THAT NOODLE DANCE AND THOSE CRACKERS DIDN'T TASTE ANYTHING LIKE NOODLES. What the F.

Macaroni? Holy Fucking Cannoli (I want to pee my pants)

HOLY FUCKING APESHIT. I THOUGHT MACARONI AND CHEESE WAS JUST MACARONI AND CHEESE, BUT NOW IT'S MACARONI AND CHEESE CRACKER. CRACKERS. *CRACKERS.
I forgot to use the backspace. Oh there it is. Fuck, good job Detective Mom Arturos.
In addition, I also forgot to look at nutritional facts. But I tried these lil' bastards and they taste like cheese. Like white cheddar, as advertised.
They're new, like the Box says. In a big red box with wavy letters that say "NEW!" I'm not one to pass up an opportunity to try something new. Like what if these were limited edition and i never knew?
But to ask a FAQ, how come they don't taste like any noodles? *macaronis *macaronis (macaronis to be specific)
HOLY CRAP I FOUND THE BACKSPACE again (THIS IS MY LUCKY days again)
Sorry for being so existential.
(But I was just wondering.)

Mini Smart Cakes! Popcorn Cakes

I wish I could have been able to read that it wasn't no junk food but I still ate the whole bag just in case. But it still wasn't no junk foods; I've been tricked and done bamboozeled really good. See ^^? The whole bag is empty, for rillsies.
A sensual blend of sour cream and onion; I really felt like the 1st day myself and Cuz Mo ate sour creme & onion chips. Except these are intelligent chips and are less likely to cause arterial sclerosis.
In addition, my father of late has developed gout which has manifested itself as pain in his foot. As this food has no saturated fat it won't do gout to you.
Another healthy choice for a healthy life.